Thursday, March 22, 2012
Dammit. Yes, I'm starting this post off with a swear word. It is the word of the day, like they do on 'Sesame Street'. Wait, they do that on 'Sesame Street' right? I'm a bit rusty on my Sesame Street knowledge, haven't watched it in a looong time. Hell, I haven't been up at the time it comes on in like 15 years. I googled it, they do a spanish word of the day so um "el dammito?"

I'm judging myself for that last sentence - I took two years of Spanish in school, look how much that time paid off! Anyway, so the actual reason for the dammit is that it always seems like the Universe knows when money is particularly tight (I know we've sort of had this discussion before) so all the companies decide to have the most adorable stuff ever and I mean ever, ever! Throw a girl a dino bone! C'mon, throw it, gently... it is old. I'm very tempted, and this might actual occur, to tell my boyfriend "You are getting me one these whether you like it or not!" I think that approach might not go over well, I think pouting and primping might fair better. Oh come on, you know what I mean by "primping"... wow, this post is taking a drastic turn - although it did start off with dammit so I kinda prepared you. This is why I don't have very many followers isn't it? Because I'm a foul mouthed hussy.... *el sigho*

Would you like examples (it got changed to exhibit somehow) of things me wants, what about things I need? You do, you definitely do! Boyfriend if you are reading, read the following: "I'll be good for the rest of the week month if you buy me all one of these! That is probably a lie, but I will try.

Exhibit A: Jessica Louise

                                                                    Exhibit B: ASOS Curve
                                          Leggings, dress, dress. Totally gorgeous, totally needed!

                                                 Exhibit C: Stars ASOS, Other two River Island
   It is a dirty, nasty rumor that I have enough purses. I most certainly do not. I don't have a single star purse!

                                                                 Exhibit D: Plasticland

                                                           Exhibit E: Dorothy Perkins

In the interest of being good, I will leave it at that for now. Any of the above will do, just pick my your favorite.

I'm sorry for my absence from the blogosphere, I'm feeling better although it took me about a two weeks to feel back to normal and I'm still feeling a bit lethargic. I'm yawning all over town and I'm not sure why *shruggies*, despite the lethargy I've actually been quite busy as well. I will be sharing pictures and tales of adventures from our time spent in Florida soon, I pinky promises. I hope everyone is well and thanks for sticking it out with my blog despite the delays.

Oh yeah, this ModCloth dress will definitely work too.


Gem said...

urgh, that always happens! I've been selling things on ebay then using the paypal money to buy new things so techincally not spending any money :) I always pick up asos things when they have 25% off days or a big sale, all the curve stuff ends up being reduced xx

Courtney Erin said...

OMG, it's all so pretty! Isn't the universe an ass sometimes.

Courtney ~

Amber said...

Tell me about it yo! This always happens to me too. I am trying to save money so I can redo my living room but this is dam near impossible when every item in my etsy favorites is calling me name.

Honeysuckelle said...

Haha I know exactly what you mean, I have a bag of clothes I keep meaning to sell on ebay and my reason for wanting to sell it is to get shiny new stuff! I will have to keep my eye out for ASOS sales, thanks for the tip!


Honeysuckelle said...

My bookmarks are busting out of the seams with all the pretty stuff I keep finding, drives me nuts... I will never be able to get every tiny thing that I want. The Universe is a definite ass sometimes.


Honeysuckelle said...

Oh etsy, etsy is a little site of heaven. When I actually have the space to buy furniture/house stuff it is going to be nuts, we already have stuff in drawers but daydreaming about decorating my future place takes up about 5% of brain storage.


Arielle said...

That black Asos dress is so pretty and I bet it would be really flattering. Tell your husband to buy you all this or you'll divorce him. That probably won't work and I'm not responsible for the outcome.

P.S. I'm still sorry I messed up our game. I thought you got so mad you just deleted our game. I was like "damn, I pissed her off" lol

kaelah beauregarde said...

I am loving absolutely every every everyyyything on this list! Especially that last dress! Swoon city!

Honeysuckelle said...

I usually do this on ASOS but I was watching the runway of the dress and it was so flattering, I love the cut of the dress. Haha, I'm not married yet but I could threaten divorce, possibly in a ridiculously southern draw to make it funny.

Aww, no I wasn't, it seemed like the game glitched and I didn't know how to fix it so I figured I'd delete the game and start over but it seems like it glitched again! Flippin app! It takes a lot to piss me off, I wasn't mad at all, pinky promises.


Honeysuckelle said...

Aww, thank you. Sometimes I feel like I should log the amount of time I spend window shopping online, I think the time would end up being a lot more than I expected it to be. Too much fabulous to keep track of it seems. I love the last dress to pieces, the print is so luscious.


ShyScout said...

I am glad you are feeling better. You crack me up woman! Haha, throw the dino bone...gently. Anywho, glad you are back. All of these items are quite lovely. I try my best ti avoid looking at close because I know I don't have the $ right now. That skull glass is awesome!

Thick Threads said...

oh my god, youve just opened up my blood thirsty craving and by blood i mean dresses and accessories! that black lace polka dotted dress from dorothy perkins, cheesus ! and the one under it. aw lawd! kill me, kill me now so i dont have to feel the torment of not owning it! my money is super tight right now, thanks A LOT! I'm going to go cry now. I hope your boyfriend gets you something on this list. omg! i am going to go show this list to my boyfriend and try the pouting stuff haha!

good luck!


Honeysuckelle said...

Thank you! Haha, a dino bone would be quite an amazing thing to come by. When I get bored I always end up on clothing sites and then I sit there pouting because I can't afford the lovely clothes I've found - the cycle really makes no sense but I keep doing it. It is such an awesome little shot glass, one that my boyfriend would probably just drink Dr. Pepper out of. I hope you have a safe trip!

Honeysuckelle said...

Haha, I know exactly how you feel. Dorothy Perkins is gorgeous'ing it up lately, I think they're some illegal activities I would engage in for the last two dresses...

Money is tight here too, no tears! I show my boyfriend my lists all the time and he's always like "that's nice, that's cute" and nothing comes from it - grrr! Show the list to your boyfriend, tell him I said to spoil his lovely lady!


Laura Go said...

oh my gollies. I love all the dresses that you picked out. Those ASOS curve dresses are really cute! I seriously have a huge crush on that tangerine one. And the lovely blue Dorothy Perkins one is just omg. But my FAVE is that cup? from Plasticland. I am such a skull-lover, I simply MUST have this!

♥ laura
the blog of worldly delights
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Honeysuckelle said...

I wish I didn't get such enjoyment out of making wishlists because then I pout thinking of the amount of money it would cost to snatch up all the things I want/need, too many beautiful things! It is such a cute shot glass, I'm a skull-lover myself, anything with "skullies" makes me happy. I wish the skull shot glasses came in a set of 4 or something. I just got a skull cocktail shaker today!


Dial V for Vintage said...

I am in love with all the above... but my favourite is that black dress with polka dots!! It's divine, I am on my way to the Dorothy Perkins webshop as we speak! :D

Honeysuckelle said...

I hope you get the dress, I doubt I will end up with it so I'd love to see pictures of someone wearing it - it is one fabulous dress.


BelatedBloomer said...

The orange dress looks eye-poppingly cheerful! :)

Honeysuckelle said...

It is a gorgeous dress and color isn't it?


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